Parent: I’d like to register my son for school. School Registrar: To start this September? Parent: Yes. For kindergarten. School Registrar: How old is your son? Parent: He’ll be five in August. School Registrar: Very good. He definitely meets our age requirement. Parent: That’s good to hear. School Registrar: Are his immunization records up to…
Concierge: Checking out? Guest: Yes I am. Concierge: How was your stay? Guest: Enjoyable thank you. Concierge: Let me run your card through and you can be on your way. Guest: Great. Thank-you. Can you have Valet pull my car up as well? Concierge: Yes of course. Let me ring that through for you. I…
Customer: I’m looking for the latest copy of Joel Olsteen’s book. Bookstore clerk: Do you know the name of the book? Customer: I think it’s something like “Do Your Best Everyday”? Bookstore clerk: Hmmm, I don’t think I’m familiar with that one. Customer: I read about it on his website. It’s his newest release. Bookstore…
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Customer: I need some personal training. Trainer: What do you want to accomplish? Customer: I’d like to tone up and add some muscle mass. Trainer: What areas bother you the most? Customer: I’d like to get rid of my belly and build some muscle in my chest and arms. Trainer: That’s fairly routine. How old…
Customer: I’d like a haircut please. Barber: I have two customers ahead of you. Do you mind waiting? Customer: How long is the wait? Barber: About 20 minutes. You can read a few magazines. Customer: I don’t mind waiting. I really need a cut. Barber: What’s your name? Customer: Cameron. Barber: Sure Cameron, have a…
Traveller: I’d like to rent a car. Rental Clerk: What type of rental? Traveller: I’d like something comfortable for about 5 people. Rental Clerk: You might want to consider one of our large sedans or an SUV. Traveller: Which is the most comfortable? Rental Clerk: Do you have additional items such as large bags or…
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Patient: I’d like to get my teeth cleaned. Dentist: When was your last visit? Patient: About six months ago. Dentist: Did you have any work done? Patient: Yes. I had some x-rays and one tooth repair. Dentist: What kind of repair? Patient: I had a small cavity in my back tooth. I had it filled….
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