Hotel Reservations

Guest: I’d like to book a hotel room. Hotel Receptionist:  What date are you looking to book? Guest: I’m hoping August 1st. Hotel Receptionist:  That can be arranged. Smoking or non smoking? Guest: Non smoking please. Hotel Receptionist:  Just for one night? Guest: Two nights. August 1st and 2nd. Hotel Receptionist:  Yes both nights are…

I don’t know how I am going to pay off all of my debt.Do you have a job?Yes, but I don’t make enough money to pay all of my bills.Have you considered filing bankruptcy?What is that?When you file bankruptcy, you are essentially wiping your financial slate clean.That sounds too good to be true.Yes, there are…

Hi. Are you new to the neighborhood?Yes. I just moved in last week.I remember seeing the moving truck. Did you move from far away?Not really. My old house was a 40 minute drive from here.That’s not too bad.No, it made the move a little easier.Do you have any children?I do. I have two boys. One…

Do you think we should be in war with Iraq?No, I don’t like wars.I don’t like wars either.I think that the wars are just a way to get the oil from there.I have to agree with you on that one.So, when do you think the war is going to be over?In a few years I…

Hey Mark.Hey Julie.How’s it going?Pretty well, you?Not too bad. I’m just deciding what I want to do for New Year’s.Oh yeah?Yeah, I can either go to my friend’s party or go to Times Square.That’s cool. I’ve heard mixed things about Times Square on New Year’s.What have you heard?One of my good friends had a terrible…

Are you going to vote in the mayor’s race?Yes, I always vote.Who are you voting for?That’s too private. I don’t want to say?Why not? Are you embarrassed?No, voting is a private matter.I disagree. I’m proud of who I’ve voting forOh yeah? Who then?I’m voting to reelect Mayor Mulder.Mulder?Yeah, I like him!Isn’t he from TV?You are…